Distance Ran: One mile.
Thoughts While Running: I breathe funny. 6pm must be Ladies Jogging Hour. Runners’ legs, runners’ legs, runners’ legs.
Conclusion: I no longer needed a nap. Also, why are my shoulders sore? I seriously must run funky.
In other news, never ask a Chinese restaurant to make your entrée a little spicy. My broccoli was flammable.